Obama Administration "Speak" Translator
April 2nd, 2009 by xformed
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I found this on Jumping in Pools Blog
Grizzly Park move , who credits it to the Big Hollywood Blog.
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Quote:
In order for us morons on the right to understand the newspeak of the Obama administration I offer this glossary of terms before and after being “Obamized.†Feel free to add to my list while you are still able.
Old Bush/Cheney/Halliburton Hate Speech – Obama Speak
Terrorist – Misunderstood Islamic Freedom Fighter
Terrorist Act – Man Caused Disaster
Wealth Redistribution Scam – Global Warming
Global Warming – Climate Change
Freedom Tower – Chinese World Business Headquarters
Enemy Combatant – Victim of Bush Chaney War Crimes
Illegal Immigrant – Migrant/Democrat Voter
Global War on Terror – Overseas Contingency Operation
Axis of Evil – Islamic Republic of Iran
Socialism – Government Friendly Capitalism
Welfare – Tax Rebate
Businessman – Greed Monger
Entrepreneur – Government Revenue Enhancer
Middle Class – Rich
Republican -Taxpayer
Conservative – Klansman
Abortion – Reproductive Rights
Unfettered Abortion – Embryonic Stem Cell Research
Windfall Profits Tax – Cap and Trade
Volunteer – Americorps Political Activist
On Time Mortgage Payer – Chump
Marxist/Socialist Liberalism – Historic Presidency
Dollar – Global Currency
Reeducation Camp – Job Training
Health Care – Socialized Medicine
Wall Street – U.S. Department of Economic Control
Rehashed Clinton Administration – Change You Can Believe In
Conservative Supreme Court Justice – Homophobe
Private Property – Future Government Acquisition
Bipartisanship – Do It Our Way
Contract Provision – Government Oversight
Seek input from across the aisle – We won, sit down and shut up
Private Enterprise – Future Federal Employment Project
Unemployment – Idleness Compensation Program
National Security Issue – Law Enforcement Problem
Defend and Protect the Constitution – If It Fits My Agenda”
I have one more (Jumping in Pools):
General Motors – Government Owner Green Motor companies (plural for the upcoming takeover of Chevy)
Mine (Chaotic Synaptic Activity):
Department of Defense Budget – Supplemental welfare programs funding
Ballistic Missile Defense System/F-22 Raptor/DDG-1000 – DoD Waste, Fraud and Abuse Showcase Programs
Update 4/2/2009:
Charlie Daniels adds his own list, after dissing The One’s concept!Mrs. Ratcliffe’s Revolution psp
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